Present and Present mind

present and present mind

👈 *ﺣﺎﺿﺮ ﺟﻮﺍﺑﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺣﺎﺿﺮ ﺩﻣﺎﻏﯽ* 👉

٭ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺷﺨﺺ ﻧﮯ ﻣﺸﮩﻮﺭ ﺷﺎﻋﺮ ﻣﺘﻨﺒﯽ ﺳﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ: ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ﺩﻭﺭ ﺳﮯ ﺁﭖ ﮐﻮ ﺩﯾﮑﮫ ﮐﺮ ﻋﻮﺭﺕ ﺳﻤﺠﮭﺎ۔

ﻣﺘﻨﺒﯽ ﻧﮯ ﺟﻮﺍﺏ ﺩﯾﺎ: ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ﺟﺐ ﺩﻭﺭ ﺳﮯ ﺁﭖ ﮐﻮ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﺎ ﺗﮭﺎ ﺁﭖ ﮐﻮ ﻣﺮﺩ ﺳﻤﺠﮭﺎ ﺗﮭﺎ۔

٭ ﺑﺮﻃﺎﻧﯿﮧ ﮐﮯ ﻣﻮﭨﮯ ﻭﺯﯾﺮﺍﻋﻈﻢ " ﭼﺮﭼﻞ " ﻧﮯ ﺩﺑﻠﮯ " ﺑﺮﻧﺎﺭﮈﺷﻮ " ﺳﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ : ﺗﻤﮩﯿﮟ ﺟﻮ 

ﺩﯾﮑﮭﮯ ﮔﺎ ﻭﮦ ﺳﻮﭼﮯ ﮔﺎ ﮐﮧ ﺑﺮﻃﺎﻧﯿﮧ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻏﺬﺍﺋﯽ ﺑﺤﺮﺍﻥ ﮨﮯ۔ ﺍﺱ ﭘﺮ ﺷﻮ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ: ﺟﻮ ﺗﻤﮩﯿﮟ 

ﺩﯾﮑﮭﮯ ﮔﺎ ﺍﺱ ﺑﺤﺮﺍﻥ ﮐﺎ ﺳﺒﺐ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺳﻤﺠﮫ ﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﮔﺎ۔

٭ ﺍﯾﮏ ﻋﺮﺏ ﺑﺪﻭ ﮔﺪﮬﮯ ﭘﺮ ﺑﯿﭩﮫ ﮐﺮ ﺍﯾﮏ ﮔﺎﻭﮞ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮔﯿﺎ ﺗﻮ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺷﺨﺺ ﻧﮯ ﺍﺱ ﺳﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ: ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ 

ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﮮ ﮔﺪﮬﮯ ﮐﻮ ﺩﯾﮑﮫ ﮐﺮ ﺗﻤﮩﯿﮟ ﭘﮩﭽﺎﻥ ﻟﯿﺎ۔ ﺍﺱ ﻧﮯ ﻓﻮﺭﺍ ﮐﮩﺎ: ﺟﯽ ﮨﺎﮞ ﮔﺪﮬﮯ ﮐﻮ ﮔﺪﮬﺎ ﮨﯽ 

ﭘﮩﭽﺎﻥ ﻟﯿﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ۔

٭ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺁﺩﻣﯽ ﻧﮯ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺧﺎﺗﻮﻥ ﺳﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ: ﺗﻢ ﮐﺘﻨﯽ ﺧﻮﺑﺼﻮﺭﺕ ﮨﻮ۔ ﺧﺎﺗﻮﻥ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ: ﮐﺎﺵ ﺗﻢ ﺑﮭﯽ 

ﺧﻮﺑﺼﻮﺭﺕ ﮨﻮﺗﮯ ﺗﻮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺗﻢ ﺳﮯ ﯾﮩﯽ ﮐﮩﺘﯽ۔ﺁﺩﻣﯽ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ: ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﻣﺴﺌﻠﮧ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﻃﺮﺡ 

ﺟﮭﻮﭦ ﮨﯽ ﺑﻮﻟﻮ۔

٭ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺧﺎﺗﻮﻥ ﮐﺴﯽ ﮔﺎﻭﮞ ﻣﯿﮟ ﭼﺎﺭ ﮔﺪﮬﻮﮞ ﮐﻮ ﮨﺎﻧﮏ ﮐﺮ ﮐﮭﯿﺘﻮﮞ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺟﺎﺭﮨﯽ ﺗﮭﯽ۔ ﺩﻭ ﻧﻮﺟﻮﺍﻥ 

ﺳﺎﻣﻨﮯ ﺳﮯ ﺁﺋﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﮐﮩﺎ: ﺻﺒﺢ ﺑﺨﯿﺮ ﮔﺪﮬﻮﮞ ﮐﯽ ﻣﺎﮞ۔ﺧﺎﺗﻮﻥ ﻧﮯ ﻓﻮﺭﺍ ﮐﮩﺎ: ﺻﺒﺢ ﺑﺨﯿﺮ ﻣﯿﺮﮮ 

ﺑﭽﻮﮞ۔

٭ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺑﺪﻭ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺑﺎﺭ ﺍﯾﮏ ﻋﺮﺏ ﺷﮩﺰﺍﺩﮮ ﮐﮯ ﺳﺎﺗﮫ ﺑﮑﺮﯼ ﮐﺎ ﮔﻮﺷﺖ ﮐﮭﺎ ﺭﮨﺎ ﺗﮭﺎ ، ﺷﮩﺰﺍﺩﮮ ﻧﮯ 

ﺍﻥ ﮐﯽ ﺟﺎﻧﺐ ﺳﮯ ﺟﻠﺪﯼ ﺟﻠﺪﯼ ﮐﮭﺎﻧﮯ ﮐﻮ ﺩﯾﮑﮫ ﮐﺮ ﮐﮩﺎ: ﺑﮑﺮﯼ ﮐﺎ ﮔﻮﺷﺖ ﺍﯾﺴﺎ ﮐﮭﺎﺭﮨﮯ ﮨﻮ ﮐﮧ 

ﮔﻮﯾﺎ ﺍﺱ ﮐﯽ ﻣﺎﮞ ﻧﮯ ﺗﻤﮩﯿﮟ ﺳﯿﻨﮓ ﻣﺎﺭﯼ ﺗﮭﯽ۔ ﺑﺪﻭ ﻧﮯ ﻓﻮﺭﺍ ﮐﮩﺎ: ﺗﻢ ﺍﯾﺴﺎ ﮐﮭﺎ ﺭﮨﮯ ﮨﻮ ﺟﯿﺴﯽ ﺍﺱ ﮐﯽ ﻣﺎﮞ ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﯼ ﺭﺿﺎﻋﯽ ﻣﺎﮞ ﺗﮭﯽ۔

Mind

* Present and Present Mind *

 * A person said to the famous poet, "I saw you from afar and understood the woman."

 Mutnaby replied: when I saw you from afar, you understood men.

 * prime minister of Britain "Churchill" said to the "barnardshaw", "whatever you

 He will see that there is a food crisis in the country. Show on it said: whatever you

 The reason for this crisis will also be understood.

 * an Arab sitting on a donkey and went to a village, a person said to him: I

 See your donkey and know you. He immediately said: yes, the donkey is dirty

 I know.

 * a man told a woman: how beautiful you are. The woman said: I wish you too

 If I was beautiful, I would say the same to you. The man said: no problem like me

 Speak a lie.

 * a woman was hanging four donkeys in a village and was in the fields. Two young men

 He came in front of him and said: good morning in the morning. The woman immediately said: good morning my

 Children.

 * a bad once was eating goat meat with an Arab prince, the prince

 Seeing the quick food on their side, said: the goat's goat is eating so that

 Her mother had hit you. Bad said immediately: you are eating like this

 Her mother was your mother.